mystery meat

i really did not know until recently that "mystery meat" was still being served in our schools. apparently we haven't evolved from the dark ages. i guess they try to pass it off as organically grown soy bean bar-b-que. BULLCORN!!! i think its opossum, or some other unsuspecting furry critter. as a society we must rise against mystery meat and all of its supporters. how can we lead our children down a path of uncertainty? food is a very important part of our youth, and i will not idly stand by and watch our children be bamboozled by the man. we can no longer allow a damn bean to be passed off as beef. if i were a cow, i would be pissed!