horn where the sun dont shine

i got into the goat business about 9 months ago and its been a crash course in the life of a goatman. just the other day, i was milling around in the pen with the goats, mending the fence, making sure they're all happy, when WHAM!! RIGHT IN THE A double chow mein noodles!!! that billy goat turned his horn sideways and touched places noone should ever touch...EVER!! it wasn't like on tv where the goat gets a running start, lowers his head and knocks you over...nah. he was just standing there, whipped his head around and touched ole toothless with a horn-spear that i will not soon forget. moral of the story...don't turn your back on a billy goat, even if he is friendly...too friendly.