goats get the runs?

like i said, i'm a new goatman, so there are some things that i didn't know. like...GOATS GET THE SQUIRTS!!!...who knew. it's called getting the scours...hmm.  i've heard about the parasite that kills them, and the runs are a part of that, but they can just get the splatters.

now, when i first heard about the scours, i had my own idea of what that would be like for a goat...WRONG!!  it's a highly pressurized dark black stream of shit that blows out about 2 feet, and they don't even bat an eye! if i blew ass like that, i would be down for days. amazing creatures they are.

as long as they don't have them too long, no problem, but in the meantime...get ready for one nasty goat. they look like they've been dipped ass-first into a vat of tar. beautiful...especially when its the friendly ones! EVERYBODY RUUUUNNNNN!!!